Post by lajohnnystylez on Jul 21, 2020 20:12:38 GMT -5
Scene opens two days after MonDay NiGHT SHoWCa$e ep16. We find ourselves on Bourbon Street looking up at the gawdy red LED light up sign that read the words OUTLAWZ on BOURBON STREET , the BRAZZERS logo is hung up in the windows advertising which of the BRAZZERS girls Johnny is bringing into OUTLAWZ this week to get his best girls some extra work as well as keeping his competitors how he likes them...GASPING DESPERATLEY FOR AIR. As we see Nicoletta Shea, Ava Adams, and Brittney Amber were the featured dancers this month. Suddenly we see a large black limo pull up in front of Bourbon Street's newest and hottest attraction and suddenly INKT, Johnny's doorman and former NEW World Heavyweight Champion runs over and opens his door for him. Bourbon Street is relatively crowded considring it's Wednesday and the COVD seems to be getting worse instead of better. But still everyone turns and erupts in applause as INKT stood motioning for OWNER of this here Strip CLub as well as 69% of the biggest Pornographic distributor in the world as well as half of the hottest professional wrestling promotion in the UNited STates.
Camera then cuts to inside the limo where we see Johnny and his drop dead gorgeous wife Blair Buchannan. Blair is dressed in some comfy clothes and has her custom made Gucci Southern Championship belt slung on her arm as she mindlesssly taps away at her phone. Johnnys is dressed in a pair of black and white pin striped pants, a grey SYNDICATE wife beater, his black and white pin striped fedora and his black thick rimmed RayBan sunglasses. He is putting the finishing touches rolling a blunt and as he licks the ends and starts packing it he turns to his wife and asks...
LA Johnny Stylez: You sure you don't wanna come in for a drink or whatever?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Nah not this time babe...I just want to get to the house and wash as much of Detroit off of me as possible, hell as much of the last two weeks off of me as I can.
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah it has been something of a rough patch hasn't it?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Yeah and it's getting really FUCKING OLD if you ask me!
LA Johnny Stylez: Actually I couldn't agree more, but don't worry my love it is another week, and if it makes you feel any better remember tomorrow you have all kinds of people coming by to dicuss the Vow Renewal ceremony that you can torture for no got damn reason.
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: See that's why I love you, you always know what to say to cheer me up...You sure you wanna go in there? Why don't you come home with me?
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh don't do that! That's not fair! But Miss Michelle just banned me from watching Immortal Title Matches ringside in my own GOT DAMN WRESTLING PROMOTION...I have to check up on that and see if that is even a rule she can even enforce...Among other things...Meetings and what not...But I shouldn't be too long!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Ok then babe, I'll see you when you get home.
LA Johnny Stylez: Indeed you will..I gotta say one perk of having Anicka Swan in the Syndicate this past week was not having to roll my own blunts...I mean look at this nightmare! It's functional and it should do what I intended it do so...But that woman is just a pot rolling PHREEQ!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Johnny do you trust her?
LA Johnny Stylez: TO be perfectly honest...NO, not even kinda. But Xavier assured me that she is apart of the team for the long haul. But I guess we will know for sure by the time SHOWCASE ends this week. But anyway you let me worry about that shit. You just focus on making sure Jayson Violence's Championship aspirations remain just that, while reminding everyone of who OPW's IMPOSSIBLE PRINCESS IS!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Please Jayphelia Pain doesn't stand a fuckin chance! But go ahead and go sweetie you know how much I hate the way this street smells!
Johnny flashes a sly grin as he cups his hands as he flicks his zippo open and lights up his blunt as he steps out of the limo and then the applause and roars from the crowd suddenly pick up. Johnny then makes a face before stepping out of the limo and shutting the door behind him. Johnny waves to his adoring public as the limo drives forward. Johnny watches out of the corner of his eye as the limo makes it to the end of the street and then makes a right and then driving out of sight. Inkt had been talking to Johnny literally from the moment his first foot touched the ground.
He was filling Johnny in about every little detail of everything that happened whule Johnny was away. Some of it relevant, but most of the time it was just gossip from around the bar. He was presently telling Johnny about having to ban some kick some guy named Clay Parker out for getting kicked out of OUTLAWS three days in a row for jerking off in the bathroom. WHile Inkt was wrapping his story up, Johnny as usual interupted him while he was speaking.
LA Johnny Stylez: Do I have any meetings today?
INKT: Um yeah you have the represenatives from Big Daddy's Chicken coming by for you to sign some papers, and you have that meeting with that fella that wrestles for you..His name is ID or EED? I am still not sure how to pronounce it...
LA Johnny Stylez: PHUCK! I forgot about that shit...Call Big Daddy's and tell them we will have dinner tomorrow night and take care of that shit...And call ID and tell him I forgot why I even wanted him to come in, and just cancel it...I'm in NO MOOD! That and Xavier is fixing to WHOOP his ass this week so if I invited him here to straighten his ass out then X will take care of that in the ring on Monday.
Inkt: Well Johnny, I can't do that!
LA Johnny Stylez: INKT how many times do I have to tell you save the numbers I give you to avoid this unnecessary bullshit!
INKT: No I can't cancel the meeting because he is already here and has been for almost an hour and a half!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well why in the phuck did you not say anything ya PHUCK SOCK? Where is he?
INKT: I did you ASSHOLE that was literally the first thing I said when I opened the door to let you out of the limo, but Um he should be in the VIP room, once it reached an hour I put him in one of th VIP rooms and told a few of the girls to take care of him.
LA Johnny Stylez: OK well go see how that is going, and whenever he is finished I guess show him to my office will ya? And get on the phone and call Slim and tell him to bring me some got damn DRUGZ!
INKT: Uh ok which kinds?
LA Johnny Stylez: ALL OF THEM! It's gunna be a long week, I can phucking feel it!
(tbc by ID)
Camera then cuts to inside the limo where we see Johnny and his drop dead gorgeous wife Blair Buchannan. Blair is dressed in some comfy clothes and has her custom made Gucci Southern Championship belt slung on her arm as she mindlesssly taps away at her phone. Johnnys is dressed in a pair of black and white pin striped pants, a grey SYNDICATE wife beater, his black and white pin striped fedora and his black thick rimmed RayBan sunglasses. He is putting the finishing touches rolling a blunt and as he licks the ends and starts packing it he turns to his wife and asks...
LA Johnny Stylez: You sure you don't wanna come in for a drink or whatever?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Nah not this time babe...I just want to get to the house and wash as much of Detroit off of me as possible, hell as much of the last two weeks off of me as I can.
LA Johnny Stylez: Yeah it has been something of a rough patch hasn't it?
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Yeah and it's getting really FUCKING OLD if you ask me!
LA Johnny Stylez: Actually I couldn't agree more, but don't worry my love it is another week, and if it makes you feel any better remember tomorrow you have all kinds of people coming by to dicuss the Vow Renewal ceremony that you can torture for no got damn reason.
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: See that's why I love you, you always know what to say to cheer me up...You sure you wanna go in there? Why don't you come home with me?
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohhh don't do that! That's not fair! But Miss Michelle just banned me from watching Immortal Title Matches ringside in my own GOT DAMN WRESTLING PROMOTION...I have to check up on that and see if that is even a rule she can even enforce...Among other things...Meetings and what not...But I shouldn't be too long!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Ok then babe, I'll see you when you get home.
LA Johnny Stylez: Indeed you will..I gotta say one perk of having Anicka Swan in the Syndicate this past week was not having to roll my own blunts...I mean look at this nightmare! It's functional and it should do what I intended it do so...But that woman is just a pot rolling PHREEQ!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Johnny do you trust her?
LA Johnny Stylez: TO be perfectly honest...NO, not even kinda. But Xavier assured me that she is apart of the team for the long haul. But I guess we will know for sure by the time SHOWCASE ends this week. But anyway you let me worry about that shit. You just focus on making sure Jayson Violence's Championship aspirations remain just that, while reminding everyone of who OPW's IMPOSSIBLE PRINCESS IS!
Blair Buchannan-Stylez: Please Jayphelia Pain doesn't stand a fuckin chance! But go ahead and go sweetie you know how much I hate the way this street smells!
Johnny flashes a sly grin as he cups his hands as he flicks his zippo open and lights up his blunt as he steps out of the limo and then the applause and roars from the crowd suddenly pick up. Johnny then makes a face before stepping out of the limo and shutting the door behind him. Johnny waves to his adoring public as the limo drives forward. Johnny watches out of the corner of his eye as the limo makes it to the end of the street and then makes a right and then driving out of sight. Inkt had been talking to Johnny literally from the moment his first foot touched the ground.
He was filling Johnny in about every little detail of everything that happened whule Johnny was away. Some of it relevant, but most of the time it was just gossip from around the bar. He was presently telling Johnny about having to ban some kick some guy named Clay Parker out for getting kicked out of OUTLAWS three days in a row for jerking off in the bathroom. WHile Inkt was wrapping his story up, Johnny as usual interupted him while he was speaking.
LA Johnny Stylez: Do I have any meetings today?
INKT: Um yeah you have the represenatives from Big Daddy's Chicken coming by for you to sign some papers, and you have that meeting with that fella that wrestles for you..His name is ID or EED? I am still not sure how to pronounce it...
LA Johnny Stylez: PHUCK! I forgot about that shit...Call Big Daddy's and tell them we will have dinner tomorrow night and take care of that shit...And call ID and tell him I forgot why I even wanted him to come in, and just cancel it...I'm in NO MOOD! That and Xavier is fixing to WHOOP his ass this week so if I invited him here to straighten his ass out then X will take care of that in the ring on Monday.
Inkt: Well Johnny, I can't do that!
LA Johnny Stylez: INKT how many times do I have to tell you save the numbers I give you to avoid this unnecessary bullshit!
INKT: No I can't cancel the meeting because he is already here and has been for almost an hour and a half!
LA Johnny Stylez: Well why in the phuck did you not say anything ya PHUCK SOCK? Where is he?
INKT: I did you ASSHOLE that was literally the first thing I said when I opened the door to let you out of the limo, but Um he should be in the VIP room, once it reached an hour I put him in one of th VIP rooms and told a few of the girls to take care of him.
LA Johnny Stylez: OK well go see how that is going, and whenever he is finished I guess show him to my office will ya? And get on the phone and call Slim and tell him to bring me some got damn DRUGZ!
INKT: Uh ok which kinds?
LA Johnny Stylez: ALL OF THEM! It's gunna be a long week, I can phucking feel it!
(tbc by ID)