Post by lajohnnystylez on Dec 22, 2020 19:16:36 GMT -5
FeBuRaRy 12th 2020
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OPW IMMORTAL WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH;
I.N.F.A.M.O.U.S. (c) vs The Wolf Brotherz
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….THRE NO NO NO JOHNNY KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND. But Vincent is close to his brother as he crawls over and MAKES THE TAG AND THE ROOF ALMOST BLOWS OFF THE ARENA as Xavier Wolf enters the ring with an evil smile. Johnny has made it back to his feet and runs into Xavier Wolf and almost bounces off of him like he had a forcefield around him as he knocks Johnny on his ass with a shoulder tackle. Moore gets in and Xavier meets him in the middle of the ring. Moore attempts a punch to the face which Xavier easily blocks as he he shoots his head right into Moore’s nose with one of the most vicious headbutts ever LANDED! He staggers Moore back but grabs Moore’s head pits it in his arm pit and PHUCKING DRILS HIM with a DDT! Johnny is up and tries to attack Xavier from behind untl Vincent comes out of left field and drills Stylez with a spear!!! Johnny then rolls out of the ring as momentum has clearly shifted in favor of the Wolf brothers.
Taj Escobar: My my how the tables have turned!
Vince Walters: GOT DAMN THAT XAVIER WOLF PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER!
Mason Moore: Well don’t sugar coat it sweetie why don’t you tell us how you really feel!
Vince Walters: I can’t Johnny said the FCC said I needed to watch my mouth!
Taj Escobar: Oh really? Well you are doing a marvelous job!
Vince Walters: Thank you Taj I really appreciate that!
Taj Escobar: I’m surrounded by idiots!
Mason Moore: And a wonderful pair of tits if I do say so myself!
Vince Walters: TRUE STORY!!!
Johnny and Brandon are trying to regroup on the outside as the Wolf Brothers are daring Stylez and Moore to get back in the ring. Johnny takes his time getting back in the ring, DEMANDING that Josh Cole force Xavier to keep his distance as Moore and Vincnet make their way back to their respective corners. Johnny finally gets back in the ring and he and Xavier instantly lock up. Xavier hits a standing back switch and then clobbers Johnny Stylez with a clothlesline to the back of the head that sends him right down to the mat. As Xavier is yelling something at Johnny, who crawls over to his corner and tags in Moore. Moore forces Cole to back up Xavier as he makes his way in the ring. Moore doesn’t shy away at all as he meets Xavier head on and the two begin trading bows immediately. Xavier winds up getting the better of the exchange, as he grabs Moore by the arm and Irish whips him to the ropes, only Moore is able to reverse it, and when Xavier goes to the side Johnny was on, Johnny was there to shoot a knee into Xavier’s back causing him to stumble forward and Brandon Moore runs toward Xavier Wolf grabs X by the head and drills him to the mat with a running DDT of his own. Moore reaches out and tags in Stylez, as Moore then goes and pulls Xavier’s face back as he has WOlf locked in a half ass Camel CLUTCH. Johnny comes in with a full head of steam and kicks Xavier’s exposed face right in the nose and the fans let out a gasp at the nastiness of the move. Vincent Wolf comes in and hits a running knee to the back of Bradon Moore and sends him flying into Stylez causing them to knock knoggins. Xavier Wolf then shoots up grabs Johnny and powers him down to the mat with a double A spine buster but falls to the mat as both men lay in a heap of exhaustion.
As you watch the opening blastr from the past of this truly historic moment in the history of Outlaw Pro Wrestling as well as the four men involved, most specifically the present reigning and defending OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion, Xavier Wolf, on an evening that has been dubbed "Xavier Wolf Appreciation Night" But just when the match was really getting dramatic then suddenly out of no where the screen
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So then you decide to give whatever you are watching this on a good smack! Why not it worked for your Dad when you were younger...So after the smack the screen goes back to normal...Till you sit back down and then all of sudden it happens again...Everythng starts to
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That is when the scene completely switches and you find yourself no longer reliving one of the most pivitol and important moments in OPW history, you instead find yourself glaring at a facew trhat is seemingly smiling and cant stop even if they wanted to. The black slits where the eyes are supposed to be gives you a nervous unsettling feeling that you are unable to shake as we all sit there in this briefly awkward silence glaring and staring at this...
FiKTioN: Good evening once again Outlaws! Tis I you're favorite masked keeper of the truth in Outlaw Pro Wrestling which as you all very well know is as rare a substance in this wrestling promotion as character and class is in Action Wrestling! But before we go any further I would like to take a very brief moment and apologize to our OPW Immortal World Heavyweight Champion for interrupting the first of several flashback vignettes set to air this evening throughout this very special edition of MonDay NiGHT SHoWCa$e, it is after all XaViER WoLF APPReCiATioN NIGHT! However before the celebration and athletic competitions can begin there are things going on right now that I feel YOU the viewer must be made aware of. There have been great and tremendous lengths made to ensure that the truth remain hidden from you here in Outlaw Pro Wrestling, and I as I have stated on more than one occasion now simply cannot allow that to happen. So forgive me Mr. Wolf and OPW fans and viewers but I promised you all the truth and as you will come to find time and time again I am very much indeed fact a man of my word...So please bare in mind that with all things typically found on this program bare in mind that ViEWeR DISCRE$$iON iS ADVi$eD!!!
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Suddenly the screen cuts out and we are taken to the backstage arean where we see CBD member Chris Gibson walking into the office of OPW Co-Owner and Founding Father LA Johnny Stylez. Gibson seems rather hesitent like he has no freakin clue why he is there, but he walks in and takes a seat all the same.
LA Johnny Stylez: Mr. Gibson thank you so much for joining me, have a seat won't you?
Chris Gibson: Yeah whatever man, can we go ahead and skip to the part where you tell me why you wanted to see me?
LA Johnny Stylez: Why do you think I wanted to see you Chris? Why do you think I wanna see any of you spoiled wrotten phucks? Because OPW is the land of opportunity and I wanna make sure I'm getting the most bang for my buck, because as far as you are concerned pal let's face it...I haven't even come close to getting my money's worth. As a matter of fact in some circles it may be viewed like YOU phuckin owe me for all of my time that you've wasted! But you don't need to worry Chris, because not only am I going to require for you to pay back the salary I paid you to do absolutely nothing for. But today is your lucky day asshat! Because today my friend I am going to pay you your salary in full for the year plus an extra fifty thousand dollars if tonight in your tag match you do something to ensure that Ray Andrews is unable to compete for the OPW Xtradition Championship at Drugs Sex and Rock N RoLL! What do you say?
Chris Gibson: Hold up there Johnny, you want me to fuck over my partner? How high are you exactly?
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh there is no telling at this point! But we aren't here to talk about me are we Chris?...No we are here to talk about you! ANd YOU as a member of the CBD have amounted to nothing unless you count helping Ray hold onto that Xtradition Championship when he had it, because he was the only one of you original three that even got close to whiffing success. The other two are considerd curtian jerking cannon fodder...And looking at your old resume Chris....You aren't cannon fodder are you?
Chris Gibson: Man HELL NO I AINT NO ONE'S CANNON FODDER!
LA Johnny Stylez: RIGHT! Of course you're not! But then again you and Ray aint really friends to begin with anyway right? I mean listen to me bruh, sure you can stay on that high horse you are presently perched on and pretend like you and Ray are friends and you guys take your chances at becoming the number one contenders to the OPW Immortal Tag Team Titles later on tonight..And maybe you win, maybe you don't. But answer me this podnuh...I call Ray in here later on tonight and offer him what you didn't take...You think he tells me no? I'm tellin you man you can't be as dumb as you look! You can be friends with Ray or you can be friends with me...ANd trust me the GRASS is much greener on my side of the FENCE HOMIE!
Chris Gibson: Why?
LA Johnny Stylez: Why what? IS the grass greener on my side of the fence? It was one of them jokes that aint really a joke! You know because I'm known for smokin pot...4:19 GoT A MiNuTe?? That whole magoo?!?
Chris Gibson: No why do you want me to turn on Ray so bad?
LA Johnny Stylez: Chris...if that was any of your business I would have told you! So what's it gunna be my dude...right now yes or no? YOU IN OR YOU OUT?
Voice: O....M.....G it's like DANE PRESTON
Voice 2: Who?
Dane stops dead in his tracks never really been one to run from a confrontation even in overwhelming odds such as these. Dane looks down and then smiles as he shakes his head and finds himself in the pressence of the OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions...Paul Montouri and Brandon Moore...Or as they are collectively known WReCKeD-N-WoRTHLe$$, who have a third member with them. Out of his IRON suit and into a brand new FoCuS WE DIDN'T CROSS the LINE tshirt. He just sits there and smiles as they finish their little routine they probably practiced a few times before they actually saw him.
Brandon Moore: DANE PRESTON! PAUL, come on bro!
Paul Montouri: What you think just because you said his name louder and slower I'm just supposed to automatically know who this dweeb is?
Brandon Moore: He's Allison Riggs's WIFE!
Dane looks at both men who are most definitely ignoring the social distancing rules, but then can't seem to take his eyes off the GOAT. He then with a look of confusion on his face sarcastically asks...
Dane Preston: Got damn Paul I know all the women in the locker room shot you down, but there is no need to get all desperate. It's just a dry spell man! I hear it happens?
Paul Montouri: Yeah he must be another one of them Riggs bitches! Shoots his mouth off when he's got no business shooting his mouth off, acting like he isn't surrounded by the OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions....THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS DANNY!
Dane Preston: Paul cut the crap man you know my name! Look if you fellas are planning on making some kind of move can I maybe suggest going on and making it?
Brandon Moore: Wow I gotta say I've never really seen someone in such a hurry to get their head caved in before? Have you PMONT?
Paul Montouri: You do know Jerry Watts don't you? And Josh Manhunt?
Dane Preston: No it's nothing like that, it's just if you two are going to try and kick my ass I just think it's borderline cruel and unusual punishment to make me sit here while you crack your lame ass jokes like this is still 2002 or whatever...I expect that kind mess from Johnny Stylez but aren't you two supposed to be better than that?...And seriously what is with the friggin GOAT? Johnny not paying you fellas enough so you decided to start a petting zoo or somethin?
Paul Montouri: Hey pipsqueek...Did I say you could ask me questions about MY GOAT?
Brandon Moore: Our GOAT...
Paul Montouri: RIGHT! Wait...what did I say???
Brandon Moore: It doesn't matter, I think Dane here is asking if he can pet GOAT?
Paul Montouri: You put your grubby lady fingers anywhere near him and I'll break at least three of your fingers!
Dane Preston: OK, OK...Fine...So you boys really wanna do this huh?
Brandon Moore: Well we didn't come over here to make sure you found your way to the right lockerroom chump!
Dane Preston: Well OK then in that case...
Dane Preston in one swift motion throws his motorcycle helmet right in Brandon Moore's face like he was checking a basketball. Brandon Moore's head jerks back as he squeezes his nose checking to see if it's bleeding. It wasn't after that...But when Moore lowers his hands Dane Preston slams his fist right in his nose and then there is some blood. Meanwhile PMONT is getting all excited like he had been waiting for this moment all day...And the day before and the day before...YOU GET IT...
Paul Montouri: OK...GOAT SICK EM! GOAT...YO...HEY I'M TALKIN TO YOU GOAT...I SAID SICK BALLS BRO!!! COME ON!
GOAT found a near by trash can and was enjoying a delicious snack as he watches the scuffle unfold. Dane quickly turns his attention to Paul Montouri as he quickly decks him in the face with a quick left cross followed by an uppercut. Paul falls backwards into the COKE machine and hits it so hard a COKE actually falls down. Brandon Moore had made it back up to his feet and he and Dane Preston were trading blows a few feet away from Paul Montouri as we see him reach overr and grab the COKE A COLA out of the rack and he stands up lunges forward and with every ounce of strength he had in him slams that cold can of COKE right into the back of Dane Preston's head. Dane Preston stumbles forward and Brandon Moore then grabs Dane and slams his fist into Dane's stomach. As Dane doubles over Paul Montouri takes a step up and slams his fist across Dane's cheek, and not a moment after that Brandon Moore comes flying out of the corner with a kick straight to Dane Preston's cheek. Dane smacks the floor as Montouri and Moore yank him to his feet. As they drag him down the hall Moore and Montouri continue to beat on Dane Preston. They reach the end of the hall and spill into the catrering area. They force AdrennaLynn and Lisa Marie Ashton fromn their table as they both grab Dane Preston and lift him up and then slam him through the large round wooden table with a DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER! The table snaps in half as Brandon Moore stands over Dane Preston slamming his fist into his face once more as he says...
Brandon Moore: Tell that bitch ass father in law of yours him and the rest of his girl scout troop have just about run out the time FoCuS let em BORROW! Pretty soon there won't be no where to run, and once this bitch belongs to us if there are still any of you miserable fucks still around shit like this is gunna happen on the REG, you hear me? Ohh and when you get up, you might wanna run over to medical and get that eye checked out...It's probably gunna bruise like a SUM BITCH!
Paul Montouri: Yeah and you better happy GOAT only had two lunches cause otherwise my boy would have FUCKED YOU UP PUNK! FUCKED YOU UP!!!
Brandon Moore: Paul...I like having the GOAT and shit too but he aint a Rotwiler man! You can't train a GOAT to sick balls bro!
Paul Montouri: MOTHER FUCKER WATCH ME! Don't start in with all that nay sayin shit! When I'm done with our buddy GOAT back there ROTWILERS will wish they were him!...Hey you wanna go get a coke?
Brandon Moore: Nah....But you know what I could go for?...Some SKITTLES!!!
Paul Montouri: FUCK THAT! Now I know your trippin!
The two then walk off continuing their back and fourth banter as they walk away like they just didn't create pure chaos in the middle of the catering area mere moments before the show goes live. The scene then suddenly
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FiKTiON: My name is FiKTiON and THOSE WERE THE FACTS! ENJOY THE SHOW!!!
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Taj Escobar: And it looks like the CHAMPS are ready to go for their tag finisher THE HERO KILLER!!!
Mason Moore: BUT NO!!! Vincent moved out of the way and Moore runs right into Stylez knocking Johnny backwards a little bit!!!!
Vince Walters: ANd Look XAVIER HAS SLID BACK INTO THE RING!!!!
Vincent Wolf shoots up runs and clothleslines Johnny over the top rope, while Xavier is behind Moore just begging him to turn around. More is holding his head after knocking noggins with Johnny a few moments ago, and turns around and Xavier damn near takes his head off with a MAFIA KICK, but the kick doesn’t take Moore off his feet, as it just spins him around and soon as he spins around he walks right into a PIERCING SPEAR FROM VINCENT WOLF!!! Brandon Moore’s body folds up like an acordian as Vincent hooks the leg as evry man woman and child in that arena scream in unision
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….3!!!!!
Taj Escobar: OHHHH MY FUCKING GAWDDD THEY FUCKIN DID IT!!!!
Mason Moore: HOLY CRAP WE’VE GOT NEW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZ!!!
Vince Walters: NO! NO! That wasn’t fair! Johnny wasn’t ready! NO! Stop cheering, stop clapping you idiots! This is robbery! THIS IS WRONG WRONG I TELL YOU! FUCKIN BULLSHIT! I QUIT!!!
Taj Escobar: Really?
Vince Walters: NO! But I really want to kinda!
Mason Moore: I can’t believe it, I honestly never thought I’d see the day! But hats off to the new CHAMPS...Vince Wolf and Xavier WOLF! What a freakin match!
Royal Powerhose: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS AND NEW OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZZZZZZ BROTHHHHERRRRRRRRRR VINCENT AND XAVIER THE WOLF BROTHERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Josh Cole has Vincent and Xavier standing in the center of the ring as he raises their hands high in the air and hands them their newly won Championship belts the OPW Immortal Tag Team TItles! Xavier pulls a knife out of his boot and pry’s Johnny’s name plate off of his and tosses it aside as the fans are going ballistic still! VooDoo even comes to the entrance ramp to cheer her husband on, who is on the top turnbuckle holding his Championship high in the air. It is only a moment before he spots her at the top of the entry way and holds it up for her to see and we can see him mouth the words “WE DID IT, WE FUCKIN BEAT THOSE ASSHOLES!!!!”
Vincent hops off the turnbuckle and walks over to his brother who has the same look on his face that he did when he got down to the ring. Looking at just Xavier you would have never known they just won the OPW Immortal Tag Team Championships and did it by beating two of their worst enemies. Vince is trrying to get his brother HYPED UP, but X just smirks at his brother’s antics and exits the ring, and tells his brother YOUR WIFE IS WAITIN FOR YOU! Vince then looks towards the ring and sees the always lucious vicious FEMME FATALE standing at the top of the entrance ramp clapping and cheering her family on. Vin exits the ring and walks up with the ramp with his brother. When they get to the top of the entry way Vincent and VooDoo share a very passionate kiss as the crowd lets out a massive pop. X tries to walk passed them and go behind the curtian but while his eyes are closed and he is still kissing his wife Vin stretches out a hand and catches his brother before he is able to make it to the back. Vin then points back towards the entry way as X shakes his head and says alright, as as soon as X takes his place beside his brother Vin prys himself from VooDoo’s face as he holds his brother and his wife’s hands in the air as the OPW Immortal Tag Team Titles glimmer in the spotlight.
Taj Escobar: What a moment ladies and gentlemen! What a match!
Mason Moore: Yeah I have to admit that match had everything you could possibly want, and it seems every single title has changed hands here tonight how crazy is that shit?
Vince Walters: Ohh the fact that I.N.F.A.M.O.U.S. is no longer our Tag Team Champions is about the craziest Koo-Koo things I have ever seen in my entire life! I keep trying to tell yall Johnny wasn’t ready that was BULLSHIT! I OBJECT!
...Legendfary by SKillet begins to softly play in the background as we fade into the usual show opener
Taj Escobar: But you’re not a lawyer!
Vince Walters: If I represent myself I will be!
Mason Moore: Yeah but I wouldn’t recommend that man, you’re kind of a dumbass!
Taj Escobar; And by kinda she means TOTALLY DUDE!
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Suddenly the screen cuts out and we are taken to the backstage arean where we see CBD member Chris Gibson walking into the office of OPW Co-Owner and Founding Father LA Johnny Stylez. Gibson seems rather hesitent like he has no freakin clue why he is there, but he walks in and takes a seat all the same.
LA Johnny Stylez: Mr. Gibson thank you so much for joining me, have a seat won't you?
Chris Gibson: Yeah whatever man, can we go ahead and skip to the part where you tell me why you wanted to see me?
LA Johnny Stylez: Why do you think I wanted to see you Chris? Why do you think I wanna see any of you spoiled wrotten phucks? Because OPW is the land of opportunity and I wanna make sure I'm getting the most bang for my buck, because as far as you are concerned pal let's face it...I haven't even come close to getting my money's worth. As a matter of fact in some circles it may be viewed like YOU phuckin owe me for all of my time that you've wasted! But you don't need to worry Chris, because not only am I going to require for you to pay back the salary I paid you to do absolutely nothing for. But today is your lucky day asshat! Because today my friend I am going to pay you your salary in full for the year plus an extra fifty thousand dollars if tonight in your tag match you do something to ensure that Ray Andrews is unable to compete for the OPW Xtradition Championship at Drugs Sex and Rock N RoLL! What do you say?
Chris Gibson: Hold up there Johnny, you want me to fuck over my partner? How high are you exactly?
LA Johnny Stylez: Ohh there is no telling at this point! But we aren't here to talk about me are we Chris?...No we are here to talk about you! ANd YOU as a member of the CBD have amounted to nothing unless you count helping Ray hold onto that Xtradition Championship when he had it, because he was the only one of you original three that even got close to whiffing success. The other two are considerd curtian jerking cannon fodder...And looking at your old resume Chris....You aren't cannon fodder are you?
Chris Gibson: Man HELL NO I AINT NO ONE'S CANNON FODDER!
LA Johnny Stylez: RIGHT! Of course you're not! But then again you and Ray aint really friends to begin with anyway right? I mean listen to me bruh, sure you can stay on that high horse you are presently perched on and pretend like you and Ray are friends and you guys take your chances at becoming the number one contenders to the OPW Immortal Tag Team Titles later on tonight..And maybe you win, maybe you don't. But answer me this podnuh...I call Ray in here later on tonight and offer him what you didn't take...You think he tells me no? I'm tellin you man you can't be as dumb as you look! You can be friends with Ray or you can be friends with me...ANd trust me the GRASS is much greener on my side of the FENCE HOMIE!
Chris Gibson: Why?
LA Johnny Stylez: Why what? IS the grass greener on my side of the fence? It was one of them jokes that aint really a joke! You know because I'm known for smokin pot...4:19 GoT A MiNuTe?? That whole magoo?!?
Chris Gibson: No why do you want me to turn on Ray so bad?
LA Johnny Stylez: Chris...if that was any of your business I would have told you! So what's it gunna be my dude...right now yes or no? YOU IN OR YOU OUT?
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Scene then switches to the back door to the arena where all the talent makes their entrance. We see a very familiar face pull up on a brand new jet black Harley Davidson. As he takes his helmet off we see that it is none other than the husband of Allison Riggs-Preston, former OPW superstar Dane Preston. He grabs a small bag out of the back storage compartment and heads towards the door. A small group of fans see him and they start gushing as they have for everyone else who has walked in through this door over the last three hours. Dane stops and shakes a few babies and kisses a few hands.
Fan: HEY DANE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN HERE? COMING BACK TO WORK?
Dane Preston: What do you mean what am I doin here? I have more reason to be here then most of yall put together! No I'm just kiddin. I'm comin to watch my unbelievably gorgeous wife kick the crap out of Miss Michelle, see if she can remind that spoiled brat where she comes from! You guys enjoy the show!
The fans all collectively get louder as all at the same time they shout their questions, requests, sexual propositions as the door man quickly shuts the door behind Dane. Dane shakes the man's hand and then looks around tryiong to figure out which direction to head. He turns back around to the dude workin the door and makes it clerar with a simple nod thatr he hasn't the slightest idea which way to go. The doorman uses his thumb on his left hand to point Dane Preston in the right direction. Dane then turns around and heads down the hall. After a few moments a voice calls out to him that is all to familiar. He then realizes he idn't alone...Scene then switches to the back door to the arena where all the talent makes their entrance. We see a very familiar face pull up on a brand new jet black Harley Davidson. As he takes his helmet off we see that it is none other than the husband of Allison Riggs-Preston, former OPW superstar Dane Preston. He grabs a small bag out of the back storage compartment and heads towards the door. A small group of fans see him and they start gushing as they have for everyone else who has walked in through this door over the last three hours. Dane stops and shakes a few babies and kisses a few hands.
Fan: HEY DANE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN HERE? COMING BACK TO WORK?
Dane Preston: What do you mean what am I doin here? I have more reason to be here then most of yall put together! No I'm just kiddin. I'm comin to watch my unbelievably gorgeous wife kick the crap out of Miss Michelle, see if she can remind that spoiled brat where she comes from! You guys enjoy the show!
Voice: O....M.....G it's like DANE PRESTON
Voice 2: Who?
Dane stops dead in his tracks never really been one to run from a confrontation even in overwhelming odds such as these. Dane looks down and then smiles as he shakes his head and finds himself in the pressence of the OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions...Paul Montouri and Brandon Moore...Or as they are collectively known WReCKeD-N-WoRTHLe$$, who have a third member with them. Out of his IRON suit and into a brand new FoCuS WE DIDN'T CROSS the LINE tshirt. He just sits there and smiles as they finish their little routine they probably practiced a few times before they actually saw him.
Brandon Moore: DANE PRESTON! PAUL, come on bro!
Paul Montouri: What you think just because you said his name louder and slower I'm just supposed to automatically know who this dweeb is?
Brandon Moore: He's Allison Riggs's WIFE!
Dane looks at both men who are most definitely ignoring the social distancing rules, but then can't seem to take his eyes off the GOAT. He then with a look of confusion on his face sarcastically asks...
Dane Preston: Got damn Paul I know all the women in the locker room shot you down, but there is no need to get all desperate. It's just a dry spell man! I hear it happens?
Paul Montouri: Yeah he must be another one of them Riggs bitches! Shoots his mouth off when he's got no business shooting his mouth off, acting like he isn't surrounded by the OPW Immortal World Tag Team Champions....THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS DANNY!
Dane Preston: Paul cut the crap man you know my name! Look if you fellas are planning on making some kind of move can I maybe suggest going on and making it?
Brandon Moore: Wow I gotta say I've never really seen someone in such a hurry to get their head caved in before? Have you PMONT?
Paul Montouri: You do know Jerry Watts don't you? And Josh Manhunt?
Dane Preston: No it's nothing like that, it's just if you two are going to try and kick my ass I just think it's borderline cruel and unusual punishment to make me sit here while you crack your lame ass jokes like this is still 2002 or whatever...I expect that kind mess from Johnny Stylez but aren't you two supposed to be better than that?...And seriously what is with the friggin GOAT? Johnny not paying you fellas enough so you decided to start a petting zoo or somethin?
Paul Montouri: Hey pipsqueek...Did I say you could ask me questions about MY GOAT?
Brandon Moore: Our GOAT...
Paul Montouri: RIGHT! Wait...what did I say???
Brandon Moore: It doesn't matter, I think Dane here is asking if he can pet GOAT?
Paul Montouri: You put your grubby lady fingers anywhere near him and I'll break at least three of your fingers!
Dane Preston: OK, OK...Fine...So you boys really wanna do this huh?
Brandon Moore: Well we didn't come over here to make sure you found your way to the right lockerroom chump!
Dane Preston: Well OK then in that case...
Dane Preston in one swift motion throws his motorcycle helmet right in Brandon Moore's face like he was checking a basketball. Brandon Moore's head jerks back as he squeezes his nose checking to see if it's bleeding. It wasn't after that...But when Moore lowers his hands Dane Preston slams his fist right in his nose and then there is some blood. Meanwhile PMONT is getting all excited like he had been waiting for this moment all day...And the day before and the day before...YOU GET IT...
Paul Montouri: OK...GOAT SICK EM! GOAT...YO...HEY I'M TALKIN TO YOU GOAT...I SAID SICK BALLS BRO!!! COME ON!
GOAT found a near by trash can and was enjoying a delicious snack as he watches the scuffle unfold. Dane quickly turns his attention to Paul Montouri as he quickly decks him in the face with a quick left cross followed by an uppercut. Paul falls backwards into the COKE machine and hits it so hard a COKE actually falls down. Brandon Moore had made it back up to his feet and he and Dane Preston were trading blows a few feet away from Paul Montouri as we see him reach overr and grab the COKE A COLA out of the rack and he stands up lunges forward and with every ounce of strength he had in him slams that cold can of COKE right into the back of Dane Preston's head. Dane Preston stumbles forward and Brandon Moore then grabs Dane and slams his fist into Dane's stomach. As Dane doubles over Paul Montouri takes a step up and slams his fist across Dane's cheek, and not a moment after that Brandon Moore comes flying out of the corner with a kick straight to Dane Preston's cheek. Dane smacks the floor as Montouri and Moore yank him to his feet. As they drag him down the hall Moore and Montouri continue to beat on Dane Preston. They reach the end of the hall and spill into the catrering area. They force AdrennaLynn and Lisa Marie Ashton fromn their table as they both grab Dane Preston and lift him up and then slam him through the large round wooden table with a DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER! The table snaps in half as Brandon Moore stands over Dane Preston slamming his fist into his face once more as he says...
Brandon Moore: Tell that bitch ass father in law of yours him and the rest of his girl scout troop have just about run out the time FoCuS let em BORROW! Pretty soon there won't be no where to run, and once this bitch belongs to us if there are still any of you miserable fucks still around shit like this is gunna happen on the REG, you hear me? Ohh and when you get up, you might wanna run over to medical and get that eye checked out...It's probably gunna bruise like a SUM BITCH!
Paul Montouri: Yeah and you better happy GOAT only had two lunches cause otherwise my boy would have FUCKED YOU UP PUNK! FUCKED YOU UP!!!
Brandon Moore: Paul...I like having the GOAT and shit too but he aint a Rotwiler man! You can't train a GOAT to sick balls bro!
Paul Montouri: MOTHER FUCKER WATCH ME! Don't start in with all that nay sayin shit! When I'm done with our buddy GOAT back there ROTWILERS will wish they were him!...Hey you wanna go get a coke?
Brandon Moore: Nah....But you know what I could go for?...Some SKITTLES!!!
Paul Montouri: FUCK THAT! Now I know your trippin!
The two then walk off continuing their back and fourth banter as they walk away like they just didn't create pure chaos in the middle of the catering area mere moments before the show goes live. The scene then suddenly
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FiKTiON: My name is FiKTiON and THOSE WERE THE FACTS! ENJOY THE SHOW!!!
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Mason Moore: BUT NO!!! Vincent moved out of the way and Moore runs right into Stylez knocking Johnny backwards a little bit!!!!
Vince Walters: ANd Look XAVIER HAS SLID BACK INTO THE RING!!!!
Vincent Wolf shoots up runs and clothleslines Johnny over the top rope, while Xavier is behind Moore just begging him to turn around. More is holding his head after knocking noggins with Johnny a few moments ago, and turns around and Xavier damn near takes his head off with a MAFIA KICK, but the kick doesn’t take Moore off his feet, as it just spins him around and soon as he spins around he walks right into a PIERCING SPEAR FROM VINCENT WOLF!!! Brandon Moore’s body folds up like an acordian as Vincent hooks the leg as evry man woman and child in that arena scream in unision
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Taj Escobar: OHHHH MY FUCKING GAWDDD THEY FUCKIN DID IT!!!!
Mason Moore: HOLY CRAP WE’VE GOT NEW IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZ!!!
Vince Walters: NO! NO! That wasn’t fair! Johnny wasn’t ready! NO! Stop cheering, stop clapping you idiots! This is robbery! THIS IS WRONG WRONG I TELL YOU! FUCKIN BULLSHIT! I QUIT!!!
Taj Escobar: Really?
Vince Walters: NO! But I really want to kinda!
Mason Moore: I can’t believe it, I honestly never thought I’d see the day! But hats off to the new CHAMPS...Vince Wolf and Xavier WOLF! What a freakin match!
Royal Powerhose: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS AND NEW OUTLAW PRO WRESTLING IMMORTAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONZZZZZZ BROTHHHHERRRRRRRRRR VINCENT AND XAVIER THE WOLF BROTHERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Josh Cole has Vincent and Xavier standing in the center of the ring as he raises their hands high in the air and hands them their newly won Championship belts the OPW Immortal Tag Team TItles! Xavier pulls a knife out of his boot and pry’s Johnny’s name plate off of his and tosses it aside as the fans are going ballistic still! VooDoo even comes to the entrance ramp to cheer her husband on, who is on the top turnbuckle holding his Championship high in the air. It is only a moment before he spots her at the top of the entry way and holds it up for her to see and we can see him mouth the words “WE DID IT, WE FUCKIN BEAT THOSE ASSHOLES!!!!”
Vincent hops off the turnbuckle and walks over to his brother who has the same look on his face that he did when he got down to the ring. Looking at just Xavier you would have never known they just won the OPW Immortal Tag Team Championships and did it by beating two of their worst enemies. Vince is trrying to get his brother HYPED UP, but X just smirks at his brother’s antics and exits the ring, and tells his brother YOUR WIFE IS WAITIN FOR YOU! Vince then looks towards the ring and sees the always lucious vicious FEMME FATALE standing at the top of the entrance ramp clapping and cheering her family on. Vin exits the ring and walks up with the ramp with his brother. When they get to the top of the entry way Vincent and VooDoo share a very passionate kiss as the crowd lets out a massive pop. X tries to walk passed them and go behind the curtian but while his eyes are closed and he is still kissing his wife Vin stretches out a hand and catches his brother before he is able to make it to the back. Vin then points back towards the entry way as X shakes his head and says alright, as as soon as X takes his place beside his brother Vin prys himself from VooDoo’s face as he holds his brother and his wife’s hands in the air as the OPW Immortal Tag Team Titles glimmer in the spotlight.
Taj Escobar: What a moment ladies and gentlemen! What a match!
Mason Moore: Yeah I have to admit that match had everything you could possibly want, and it seems every single title has changed hands here tonight how crazy is that shit?
Vince Walters: Ohh the fact that I.N.F.A.M.O.U.S. is no longer our Tag Team Champions is about the craziest Koo-Koo things I have ever seen in my entire life! I keep trying to tell yall Johnny wasn’t ready that was BULLSHIT! I OBJECT!
...Legendfary by SKillet begins to softly play in the background as we fade into the usual show opener
Taj Escobar: But you’re not a lawyer!
Vince Walters: If I represent myself I will be!
Mason Moore: Yeah but I wouldn’t recommend that man, you’re kind of a dumbass!
Taj Escobar; And by kinda she means TOTALLY DUDE!